Monday, May 9, 2011

Pol Sambol

I thought I'd explain "pol sambol" to the non-Lankans who may happen upon this blog (I'm presuming "bread" is self-explanatory but, just in case, it is a reference to the crusty doughy stuff you can eat as opposed to the flimsy papery stuff that rules our lives even as we abhor it).

So, Pol Sambol. "Pol" is the Sinhalese word for coconut (Sinhalese, by the way, is the language spoken by the majority ethnic group in Sri Lanka. It is essentially derived from the ancient Indian languages Pali and Sanskrit, but has been bastardised along the way by the inclusion of Portugese, Dutch and English words into the lexicon - not very unlike the way Sri Lanka herself has been bastardised <ahem> sorry, culturally enhanced by the occupation of these countries at various stages of her history. Sinhalese is utterly useless outside Sri Lanka, except of course when you are with another Sri Lankan in a foreign land and you want to say something rude and / or lecherous about one of the locals sitting next to you without having your head punched in and / or being reported to the authorities: in this respect, it is absolutely brilliant...)

"Sambol" is a little harder to describe. On the one hand, the word - in normal - usage, will almost always be used to refer to a food-item. There are many types of sambols in Sri Lanka, including "Pol" (which we are currently discussing), "Seeni" (literally "Sugar" but this only refers to one of the ingredients in the dish, which predominantly consists of fried onions - this vagueness in naming a dish after one of its minor ingredients is a very Sri Lankan trait and applies to many other aspects of Lankan life, not just food: as an example, our MPs are always referred to as "The Honourable  Mr. So and So...) and "Onion" (not to be confused with Seeni Sambol, although the key ingredient is, again, onion - it's just different ok, don't ask...).

The other usage of the word "sambol" is more idiomatic, describing a situation in which the protagonists have got themselves into a muddle (for example, "tch, they've got themselves into a real sambol now, men". Fyi, "Men" is just one of those things that get tacked on to the end of sentences in Sri Lanka, much like the Singaporean "lah" or the Sarf-London "innit") not unlike the English term "to get into a pickle". Now, one might think that "Pol Sambol" should, therefore, logically mean "Coconut Pickle". It doesn't. Logic of that nature does not apply in Sri Lanka (we have our own indigenous logic, thank you) and Pol Sambol is actually rather more in the way of a "relish" than a pickle.

Here's what it looks like: 


As you can see, the main ingredient is grated coconut (sometimes, the names of dishes actually do refer to the key ingredients, but not always - it's a matter of discretion, and an example of indigenous Lankan Logic or "ILL"), to which one adds chillie (actual chopped pieces of the fresh red stuff - red as the Devil's bottom and twice as fiery), maldive fish (not necessarily from the Maldives - another example of ILL in action - but chopped bits of salted dried fish), onions and perhaps a squeeze of fresh lime. The traditional method of putting this all together is to lay the whole lot in a heap on a traditional slate slab and grind it all up into the glorious mass pictured above, but you can just as easily chop everything up very fine and mix it by hand as well. A tip for people living outside Sri Lanka,  you can use desiccated coconut, but nothing beats gratings of the real thing.

For me, like many other Lankans, pol sambol must be ring-stingingly hot or there's no point to it (I will explain "ring-sting" later...) - this is not a dish to be wimped down to "mild" or even "medium-spicy", it has to be had full-on for maximum effect. It is a very versatile dish, one which goes with pretty much anything - an accompaniment to rice and curry; a side-dish with hoppers or string-hoppers (more on these in a future post); or simply on its own with hot, crusty, rustic village bread (my favourite - hence the name of the blog).

It is a dish that can be eaten at breakfast, lunch or dinner or, as is often the case, at breakfast, lunch and dinner with a quick pol sambol sarnie as a stop-gap between the three. This is Sri Lankan comfort food, pure and simple (but no longer cheap given the price of coconuts these days): it is our bread-and-butter pudding, our treacle sponge, our mother's apple pie, our foul medamas (Egyptian sister-in-law). My favourite way to eat it is with fried eggs, bacon and bread for breakfast (or sometimes, for dinner). 

It is hot and fiery, burns your tongue on the way in and burns elsewhere on the way out ("ring-sting"); it is calorific, criminally high in cholesterol and fundamentally bad for you; yet at the same time, it comforts you when times are tough and perks you up when times are good: it is, in other words, quintessentially Sri Lankan and I love it.

Hello

A quick introduction - this blog has come about as a result of a conversation I had yesterday with my friend Jugs J. (not her real name), to whom I was describing the amazing boutique hotel I visited over the past weekend. JJ suggested that I should start a blog on boutique hotels in Sri Lanka and I thought this was a fantastic idea, given that I (a) currently have plenty of time on my hands; (b) am on a mission to explore as many hotels in this beautiful country as possible while I can; and (c) harbour secret ambitions to become world-famous and eclipse everyone I know with the shining light of my critical (and commercial) success. Ok, so that last bit wasn't entirely true - I don't really care about critical success....

Anyway, here I am trying my hand at my first blog. I thought while I'm at it, I may as well expand my ramblings beyond just boutique hotels in Sri Lanka and also cover other little tidbits from time to time, so please bear with me if I veer off-topic, I'm still cutting my teeth at this blogging stuff and I have ADD. Oh, and I travel abroad on work every month, so I may regale you with tales from my trips as well...

So to kick off, let me not tell you about hotels but about golf in Colombo.

Golf


I quit my job at one of the World's Largest Banks (the "WLB" - they're very fond of TLAs [Three-Letter-Acronyms] there) last September, ostensibly to find a new direction, get a life, lose weight, become healthy and re-discover my soul, but the truth is I did it so I can concentrate on bringing my handicap down from 28, at which mortifying mark it has remained since 2000...

I am now playing golf almost every and have made absolutely no progress whatsoever except in so far as to have brought a little joy into the lives of the chaps who make their living recovering balls from the numerous ponds at the Royal Colombo Golf Club ("RCGC" - after 15 years at the WLB, TLAs or, in this case, FLAs tend to drop themselves into one's conversation with impunity: you have my apologies in advance...) - I must say it's touching when the pond-boys call home to check if I'm ok if I miss a day and I do appreciate the cards on my birthday...

Anyway, persevere I shall (big fan of Star Wars - if you don't get it you're obviously not...) and keep dreaming of that glorious day when I hit the magical 27-handicap mark or even (dare I say it out loud?) get all the way down to the depths of the 25s....

The course at the RCGC is not especially challenging, which was something of a concern for the committee who decided to do address the issue by cutting up the greens so they now feature ridges, furrows, tuffets, sand-traps and a  lovely assortment of pebbles strategically strewn hither and thither. While the membership has collectively swelled with pride in belonging to the only golf club in the world that features greens on which you can legally use a sand-wedge, the state of the greens doesn't help when you're trying to break 100 during the monthly medal. Things are looking up, though - the club has hired an expert from Augusta National to restore our greens and we are confident in having a decent putting surface in five years or so...

Notwithstanding the state of the greens and the relatively easy course, I would urge anyone visiting Colombo to bring their clubs and play a round at the RCGC. The course is lush and green at the moment following the incessant rains of the past several months, and the environs are very pleasant, with flowers blooming everywhere and an abundance of bird-life to be seen, from Painted Storks, to Herons of every description. Spring has sprung and with it a new crop of Red-wattled Lapwing (the "did-you-do-it") chicks scurry about the 3rd and 7th fairways under the watchful eye of their parents while a trio of absolutely cute mongrel pups gambol about by the 4th green (sounds more like a petting zoo than a golf course, doesn't it? Bring the kids...). Brahminy Kites soar above the 15th fairway and a cheeky White-throated Kingfisher screeches at drivers on the 14th tee to hold off until it darts down to pluck up a grasshopper inches away from the tee-box.

The going's soft-to-medium at the moment, which gives you a bit of bite for your fairway irons but not a lot of roll off your drives. Playing conditions are quite testing, with the 30+ degree temperature and recent rains combining to result in high humidity, but there's still no place I'd rather be on a weekend morning or weekday afternoon...

The approach to the 14th green

A railway track cuts through the course

One of the several Lily-ponds that my balls seem so attracted to

Teeing off at the 12th (that's not me, by the way)

The tee-box at the 18th

Looking out on the 18th fairway